i’m currently at starbucks doing my thang and i’m sitting next to the weirdest.guy.ever.  he keeps doing this thing where he blows air through his mouth and it rattles his cheeks.  and he’s bouncing his knee like a just potty trained 4 year old who doesn’t want to draw attention to himself by asking where the nearest toilet is so instead he’ll just shake and shimmy until he pees in pants – just a little.  i hate this man with a passion – but the starbucks is crowded and even if i did move to the other side of the place it’s not like i could ignore him at this point.  his one saving grace is that while they played LIZ PHAIR he sang along.  so i hate him a little bit less.  but just a little.

in other news – is anyone else craving a red velvet cupcake?