okay – so embarassing but…

1. i dvr THE VIEW everyday

2. i’m watching this now, as i type.

3. NADYA SULEMAN is even crazier than i ever, EVER understood.

i think i also forgot to mention that i went  to visit THE EXPERT at PINEAPPLE NATION on monday before mahj.  it was sorta depressing how much had changed – and how much hadn’t.  and the fact that the clothes are way too expensive (and cheaply made) without the discount.

and – my legs are blue.  i wore jeans on monday – not new jeans, but jeans that i’ve worn maybe 150 times before (and that’s being conservative) and when i took them off, my thighs were blue.  and now, two days and two showers later, they are still blue.  thoughts? concerns?

did i mention i’m making a turkey breast for dinner?  ABN is so lucky (although he’d probably prefer leg of lamb).