according to myheritage.com my one of my celebrity doppelganger is BARRY WILLIAMS.  fml

i woke up this morning and my first thought was, i need to blog about the dream i had last night.  but now, at 11:34 am, i have little to no recollection of what that dream was about although i’m 95% certain it involved KHLOE KARDASHIAN.  wait, now that i wrote that, i’m fairly sure it involved LAMAR too (yes, i know who she’s married too.  whatever  i sorta love her.  judge away).  speaking of the kardashians, did anyone watch last night (i know with the grammys and all there was stiff competition.  i managed to do both.  i amaze even myself).  a couple things to note: 1. the BILTMORE in santa barbara = my favorite place on earth and 2. vaseline on/in the vajayjay…wtf?!

this weekend was full of big decisions.  decision #1: we are not buying a place.  we spent saturday with our realtor and while he’s great and we saw a great place – we don’t know what the hell is going to be going on with us in two days, let alone two years.  we’re happy where we are.  sure, it’s a bit pricey, but its not like buying a place (in SF!) is some big bargain.  also we saw one place that actually counted a closet as a bedroom.  it was a CLOSET – and not a very big one.

decision #2: if we’re staying in our place, there are some changes that need to be made.  basically the renting market has changed a tad since we moved in a year and a half ago.  so while we LURVE our place, it would be possible to move to a place as good, or maybe even better (can you say 1.5 bathrooms!?) and still save a bunch each month (and by bunch i mean between $50-$400, that shit adds up quickly).  but, moving is a pain in the butt, and not exactly cheap either.  so yesterday ABN crafted a letter to our land lady saying we’d like to have the the following things done to our place to make it a bit more perfect.  please strip the gold, cream and black (and possibly mildew stained) striped wallpaper from the kitchen and have it repainted a color of our choosing.  personally, i’ve always wanted a yellow kitchen but with the vinyl floors and plastic cabinets, i think something more neutral would be better.  please replace four windows, two of which have been taped and cracked since before we moved in.  please install lights in our hallway so that when i shut off the light in the living room i don’t risk my life walking to the bedroom.  for that matter, we seem to have some sort of electrical short with our outside light as well – no one should have to walk up or down those stairs in the dark.  okay, for this next change you have to better understand our apartment.  basically, there’s a WC, as in a room with just a toilet and then next to that there is a room with a sink and shower/tub.  on that room there is only an accordion door.  so – please replace the accordion door (that, it should be noted, doesn’t close all the way) with a real door.  and while we’re on the bathroom, please take out the sliding shower door (which happens to be mirrored) and put in a new tub (that isn’t moldy) with a tub that allows for a shower curtain.  easy right?  we’ve offered to coordinate all the work and for my our time and energy, please reduce our rent accordingly.  i’ll keep you posted.

also, turns out i can’t raise just one eyebrow (this should surprise no one).