i’m home early enough today to blog but i’m feeling unclear about where to start.  so i stole this from IT’S LIKE…I’M MAGIC…because sometimes stealing is really okay

enjoy

i can’t: remove THE VIEW from my dvr, whistle, sleep without my stuffed torah, silky pillow and ABN, do a pull-up, floss regularly, accept the fact that i can’t do everything, shave my legs often enough, keep the underarms of my white tshirts white enough, figure out what’s wrong with my tumm, sing to save my life, find the perfect tshirt

i can: parallel park quite well, bake a mean chocolate cake, identify any episode of 90210, convince myself that all my dreams are real – no matter how insane, convince myself that you are mad at me, play lots of jewish music from my iphone (handy as a jewish camp director), name every girl who was ever in any of my cabins ever (mostly first and last names),

i won’t: ever go back, stop having stress dreams, wear leggings to work – yet, skip a pedicure, just wax, get a hair cut, drive to LA by myself (even though i know i can/should, its too stressful for too many people), ever feel like i’ve done enough – or like i’m really in control

i will: always buy trashy magazines to take on airplanes, check facebook and twitter obsessively no matter how busy i am, day dream about ways i can make camp better, always be up for a bubble bath, always choose milk duds, invite you over for a dinner party

i shouldn’t: flat iron my hair so often, drink so much coffee, ever use the word retarded, take on so much, eat so much cheese

i should: make more of an effort to go to the gym – even when i’m busy (after all, i seem to still check facebook), eat breakfast before 1pm, turn off the tv an hour before i want to be asleep, take a multi vitamin, drink more milk